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…boobs. I like them.
Okay, go back to scrolling.
that dog
is riding a bike
holy
fucking
shit
(Source: arianazolciaksbelly, via normal-is-overratedx)
don’t get attached to tv programmes
because they will go on hiatus
and you will die
(via thebuffygirl)
MAKE OUT LIKE YOU NEVER SIGNALLED AND DIDN’T SHOULDER CHECK
AND I DON’T REALLY SPEED THAT MUCH
BUT YOU DRIVE LIKE SUCH AN ASSHOLE SO YOU SHOULD TAKE THE BUS
(Source: pat-attack, via detectivemcgeek)
I wish we said “fancy” in America. As in, “I fancy you.” It’s such a more agreeable term than “I have a crush on you.” What’s a crush? Like, I AM A BOA CONSTRICTOR AND I AM GOING TO IMMOBILIZE YOU WITH MY MISPLACED AND OBSESSIVE AFFECTION. “I fancy you” is like, you’re so shiny and glittery and I just want to put you on a shelf and look at you for a while ‘cause you’re fancy.
(Source: aimmyarrowshigh, via jujujell)
